, Not only ignore me, return with don't the man smile to scold a frolic.You had to once think, my in the mind drank a Lipton lemon for the elephant at that time the tea was similar to take to order sour, I knew, that was the jealousy.You don't see that man as well!The elephant is big white rabbit sugar similar butter, know on seeing not dependable, is definitely unsuitable for you!
Do you know but you still keep in anger wanting to break up with me, my heart chews for the elephant decayed tooth in that a moment stubborn and similar repeatedly acute pain!I am to how think of us that like the happy time of rainbow in California big cake sort!
Is lucky of is the opportunity that my confidence stayed an end, grip your hand to say to you:Demand while having a stomach-ache for the elephant Ding the wood is similar, I need you!I am sincere, just don't find out better words at that time!
I just know now you is at and I in anger, you make me all nerve!Didn't your day at that in, elephant bird's nest coffee didn't sugar one bitterness.You make me worried so much!Do you know that I am to want more with you to constitute 1+: bird's nest 2 people person's happy family!
Is true, my love to you the elephant Kang teacher instant noodles Be similar and continuing to have no unique period!
Even if just I mention of all things put to make me make a choice between the you and it in front of me, I will don't hestitate a ground of choice:
BE full to manage you again
The ah! quasi- wife didn't have a western meal again, you, you don't take knife fork to toward me!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3553 niggard's whole recordseses(joke article 2)
10, 1 poor people arrive at a home of 1,000,000 rich men and relate toward 100 rich men own poor, make this 1,000,000 rich men are never led of touched.He says to the servant:"John kick out this poor man quickly, he makes my hearts all ground!"
11, Brown die of illness at the hospital, his wife Fu cries on the Ta side of disease side to say to the doctor:"Have hammer son?"
What does the doctor ask her the stem?She says:"I wanted to knock him that gold tooth to make by staying to be in remembrance of."
12, the someone was bitten by the dog down the street, the people favour made the doctor tie up for him and had rabies vaccine.He looking at a blood from the gauze inside gradual leak out, happily cachinnation.The doctor asks him why smile?He answers a way:"Luckily I didn't wear socks, otherwise not be bitten by the dog to break down?This equaled me to lately buy a pair of socks!"
13, someone the in the article of death front said to the wife, all properties GBP 45000 bequeath to her.His wife gratefully asks him to still have before dying what wishes, that person says to hope to edible to one dish ham.His wife answered:"That doesn't go, that is after preparing burial rites invite what friend use."
14, the mendicant say to the someone:"The somebody elses all say you are stingy, I see you pour pretty generous, incredibly give one glass milk to me."The someone answered:"Where, where, this glass milk dropped into a rat!"
15, father and son 2 cross river, father one feet tramples slippery, fall in the water, seeing will drown.Son and ferry person 30 text moneys are still 40 text moneys are endless debatable.Its father Nu way:"If arrives more than 50 texts, I sink to commit suicide!"
16, the someone is used to shear son to shear into an appearance of fish, make a gift to send to the friend.The friend's son makes a big circle with the hands ratio just before walking, at he the at present in a flash say:"You take this moon cake up, eat on the road so much!"Its father knows compared half behind, the circle scolded a way:"Who call you to his whole?Don't the half piece still is all right?The hurrying up catches up with for me!"
17, the someone always wear poorly, but put on the new shoes for a day.People ask him:"You how willing to give up buy a shoes?"He answer way:"How to loathe to give up?I bought for five years!"
18, the someone be gone by the tiger Diao, the son takes bow and arrow to make track for.Its father shouts a way to the son at the dangerous spot:"You shoot arrow the feet that to notice into a tiger up shoot, don't the body of tiger up shoot, in case shot to break down tiger skin!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3554 all new BBS joke signature file in high school 2005 eliminate the version in summer
On the dead hour of the first, accidentally toss about,www.headphones-fashion.com, night not ability Mei, hence hair message give friend sleep one sister:"Being depressed is medium, accompany to accidentally chat meeting."
Different meeting, the sister answers the letter:"Is all right, want to chat Shi Mao?The topic is settled by you!"
Accidentally wanted to think, enjoyed to reply a way:"That accidentally chat a little bit heavy topic, for example say-your weight!"
Is a burst of and silent later on, the sister returns to message and up writes a way:"This is also too heavy, that we still chat to order superficial of, for example say-your intelligence quotient!!!"
2.Money can not buy the whole, but can buy me;The violence can not solve everything, but can solve you~:)
3.Aim at China Unicom released recently of does an image spokesperson by hero Lun's grandpa in week, was named the activity of "the grandson just played movement district", China ambulation immediately did a reaction, they declared to have already made a contract Yao Ming's father, will soon develop the slogan of large-scale publicity"son new time and space, Lao Tze world".And then, China Unicom appoints Yang Zhen of 82-year-old newly married rather the professor is a new image spokesperson, publicity slogan BE:"I return ability!"China ambulation for counter-attacking, madam, Weng Fan , who immediately invite Yang Zhen rather is a new image spokesperson and publicizee slogan:"You not ability, I can call you ability!~~~"
4.The woman studies to be many, because of in the man's heart:University's livinging is little Long Nyu, undergraduate course's livinging is Huang Rong, the graduate student is Zhao Min, Doctor's livinging is Lee don't worry, Doctor behind is to destroy completely teacher too, the large Bo connects to read worst-is legendary"the east doesn't hurt"!!!
The man studies to be many, because of in the woman's heart:University's livinging is a small Wei treasure, the undergraduate course livings is that the segment praise, the graduate student is a D Dian, Doctor's livinging is Chen Jia Luo, Doctor behind is sun Feng in Europe, does the large Bo connect to read-he was terrible"Yue not cluster"!!!
5.I call hoe grain, it happened that you call be noon;
I call pure clear, it happened that you call river diagram;
I call fairy sword, it happened that you call the Xia spreads;
I call dynasty, it happened that you call red wine;
I call curved bow, it happened that you call a big vulture.
6.Under the moonlight and before flowers rather spends "day" of money to descend.*^_^*
7.The girl friend asks the plant the male friend for fastenning:"Today is my birthday!How do you all don't send a flower to me?"
"What?"The boy answers a way:"Do not you know that the flower is vegetative genitals?Why do we want to mow the somebody else's genitals down, then hold a to greatly walk they in the campus?"The girl ashamedly lowers the head ……
So please don't send a flower to the girl:
1).Because some girls will compare who the genitals receiving are more and bigger ……
2).The experienced girl will think that the time meeting that the genitals(is just budding) that haven't mown outer skin keep on is able to be a little longer ……
3).The girls a receive genitals, then the coming forward of no time for waiting is fierce to smell its flavor, and peep out a matchless and contented smile ……
8.The girl says to the boy:We fasten a boy Mian Tian especially, a see girl's face being getting reder.
The boy says to the girl:In fact I also especially Mian Tian of, I a see beautiful girl's face white.
The girl says:Your rascal ……(declare the best of taboo in the Chinese BBS's signature file!!!)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3555 English four the classes 《the world has no thief 》 version
Four classes see of rise you to just make you take part in, steal crafty play slippery you this BE, think what!Affirmation is you!I can be responsible of tell you:Four classes are very angry, the result is very serious!
The gist, the gist, don't thought of four classes unexpectedly so difficult
Listen to dint, reading and vocabulary, all tell me the answer
Spread my words:Six words, this car doesn't cheat
You who is a rifleman, stand out to see for teacher An, you who is a rifleman?
Lead four classes you deliver to graduate a certificate, is leading four classes good students?The form is together nominal!!
I don't like that your Di whispers Gu of annoyed I I these four classes answer
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