?Lady"
The old woman says:"Right here, police officer.He still keeps doing one's own way and has no shame ground nudity Zhao"
The police officer asks:"Exactly over there?Lady.I didn't see any naked man"
The old woman says:"You have to use then telescope can see him"
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Words said to have a girl employee to give° the document of company a lane to thro, drive the manager call room Xun words
Manager:you say how Mo to I and I Hou noodles do those two male secretaries compensate offense?
The girl employee hopes to watch from a distance old manager and Hou noodles two sex maniac secretaries
Girl employee:I knew however, a most for person can come to five times
The Wu is a pitiful employee to strip nude clothes, lie on the office desk, sees a secretary climb to his in the body
A, two, three, four, five he soon obtain his guerdon
Connected down the second secretary to ride up 1~2~3~4~5 have much of the obtaining of regulation the report?
Connect down, sees a manager ride up very veteranly
1234, 2234, 3234, 4234
Change a posture, encore, 1234....
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3699 not intentional of lead/have illicit love
Is same of also on a bus.
A girl due to canning not standing the oppressive heat in the bus she takes advantage o person's inattention, Yu steal draw down back the zipper of the clothes, indeed as expected have a cool felling, she and then pull zipper up.
Is different meeting, she felt hot again and chased zipper draw down again.Pull so up the draw down some times.
Man, who stands on the girl after death, opened mouth:
"Young lady, you exactly have what scheme, why have been pulling the zipper of my pants?"
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One day, four men are crowded to together chat, brag to chat indiscriminately, they talk to have a woman.
A says:"I think the man who has a sweetheart is together the most happy, can enjoy the person's blessing."
B objection ground says:"I still keep relatively envying a man who have an affair with man the wife, get the joss-stick is hot to stimulate."
C doesn't approve ground to say again;"I think widow still had better, is coquettish and not afraid be caught."
The D sighs a way after finishing listenning to:"If my wife is also a widow, that should be much good!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3700 treasure 1 rightness/lend me to have fun
One day, baby's father of a disposition humorous humor, take a 6-year-old baby's son clear, take part in brother-in-law's father 60-year-old birthday birthday dinner.
Afters of the feast is a dessert, the life peach made into with the face powder.
Grasp a life peach in the clear hand, innocently and loudly ask father:"Father!You see!This looks to seem a bottom."
The kin friend here listens to this saying and all shocking Hua however getting up.
Everyone's should only making is the kid's children say what they like!Everyone's son smiles to smile, also is all free of in the past.
But, who don't also see the do father of scold a son a , on the contrary he also without extra trouble picked up a life peach, tore off from it it and said to his son:"To!You see, the noodles still has move bowels here."
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The aunt takes a little cousin to come over a home to play, 3-year-old dollar the dollar is very happy, because he finally had a playmate.
Evening, the dollar dollar takes a shower together with little cousin for the first time, the little cousin feels very curious to his chick chickens.Have been needing to stretch hand to grasp.Dollar the dollar is anxious, hide while calling:"Can not have fun for you!You all ownly had fun to throw, my can not have fun for you!"
The text chapter 3701~3750 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:04:02 chapter word numbers:24586
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3701 mad cow disease/inspire
A girl reporter asks the ranch lord "He Lai's mad cow disease" ranch lord to say:"Cow a year mate once, will be milked four times every day" girl reporter"does this have relation with mad cow disease?"The ranch lord says:"I touch you for a day**four times, a year, and you**once, aren't you crazy?"
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The teacher has a class to teach"drive" word, finish teaching to let a student a team phrase.A primary school livings can't, the teacher inspires him to say:"What is what to put on bed sheet in your house?"The student answered:"Mother".The teacher inspires again to say:"What is what to put on the mother body?"The student answers:"Father".Teacher three inspire to say:"What is what to put on the father body?"The student answers:"Father is naked".What teacher got angry asks:"What about the quilt of your house?"The student answers:"The quilt dropped on the ground".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3702 socks and the chicken chicken/widow and sickle
A day evening, chick chicken and socks tell a bitterness in a cake of, the socks say:"Is alas!I really can not lead, is worn on the feet by the host in the daytime, soft rub for a day, we say a rest rest in the evening, host and then fill us to the pillow bottom, even the waist cans not stretch, either, "the words sound didn't fall, the chick chicken aggrievedly says:"You are still discontented, I the head with a downward exposure mourn for a day in the daytime, in the evening preparation take a rest, but the host don't let our Xie wear and take to us skin hat, a short while puts on, a short while takes off, this doesn't let not we catch a cold, vomit many times, exhausted just give up!You say two of us who lead so much!"
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There is a widow in the village and take on the first the sickle to top of hill cut grass and mow to mow and discovers a bachelor eyes from the same village keeping to straightly hope her, the widow mental state is very frightened, didn't mowed station over there, bachelor or hope her, the widow turned round to walk, bachelor heel come up, widow speed step, the bachelor also speeds a step, the widow runs, and the bachelor also follows to run.
Arrive halfway up a hill, the widow could not walked anymore and panted noisily of sit on the rock to say:"Do you want to do what?"
The bachelor says:"I think**you!"
The widow"why late say, matter like this who don't think, do I think that you want to rob my sickle"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3703 who to who wrong/like of words
A women arrive at police substation to report a case, she says to the police of on duty:"Mr. police, I always receive some telephone and letters of intimidations recently, this doesn't be regarded as illegal behavior on the whole, can I report a case to tell him?"
Turn on duty a police:"This certainly is belong to illegal behavior, you can enter accusation, you know this is who do?"
"It is the wife of my lover."The woman answers.
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The big Kang arrives the continent house visit, coincidentally continent not at, his wife at the right moment in the embroidery.The big Kang saw a later way:Your embroidery is really beautiful!
The wife of continent say:Overpraised, if you like, I also embroider 1 for you,beats by dre pro.
The big Kang goes home of Hou, tell the wife this matter, and praise continent the wife answer pretty much in proper form.Led for several days,
Continent to visit big Kang, at the right moment he also isn't at home, his wife's embracing Zhao kid is having fun.
Continent way:Your kid is really beautiful, the circle is fat chubbiness well lovely!
The wife of big Kang satisfiedly says:You led to speak!If you like, I also living 1 for you.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3704 to fight/thief person and magician
At bus Hou the student who sat a line of Taipei First Boys schools is chatting.When car arrived Ching-mei, come up a student and her younger brother of Taipei First Girls' School.When car arrived a new store, the younger brother of Taipei First Girls' School saw two dogs outside the car in the mating, younger brother Yang
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