, The An is proud for his/her own cleverness very much, therefore, the An generously sticks it on the car wall and wishes and at the right moment depends a window, great.
At their astonishment with envy of taste inside, the An arrived at Guangzhou for the first time, press always independent, no exception this time, need not GF answers, the An comes right away her bedroom building by himself/herself doorway, however this bedroom boy don't need into, is wellan An person of hometown in the elder sister of seeing the bedroom so much, she good heart ground An GF call come down, then, the GF made many good friends come down to share the home town special product that the An takes, then, at see the small room of bedroom elder sister in, the An starts big pack packet of go toward outside take thing,beats by dre studio hd, when the An gets hold of that sanitary napkin, the An intentionally puts it to an attractive place, the GF frighteneds:What do you buy this stem?The An answers and go fetch to use, public all joke ……
It has been a past 8 yearses since this matter winksed and think of now, ah ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 55 bastard
Arrive other parts of country with colleague to be on business, the colleague of the region passionate hospitality, then hold the party to give a welcome party at the pack of one special feature hotel on that night.More than ten female individuals of male men and women fall then continuously behind chat, only a person is ordering vegetables.Order good, ask for an everyone son opinion:"The vegetables orders like, something to add?"
This circumstance, we generally make the young lady report 1 time the vegetables son once ordering in Peking.Hence an elder brothers son of Peking says:"Young lady, the report reports."
The young lady saw his one eye and had no action.
"Young lady reports for a while!"The elder brothers son has a little son hasty.
Young lady's face rises is red, still have no action.
"How to wear?Let didn't your report hear all of a sudden?"The elder brothers son is really getting more hasty.
A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field:"Young lady, you hurriedly get a son report for a while, ."
The young lady Nie Ru writes to ask:"That, that …… embrace a female, don't embrace a being all right of male?"
"Burst!"Spray front Human body to ascend on a just- drunk a big all of the teas to female colleague of side.More than ten individuals smile to do one regiment, the young lady frightens into inaction more.
Served, ascended one first to mix facelift son.A big dish facelift son carries to come up, immediately after is a few sons to go together with to anticipate, sauce son what of.While serving, the young lady didn't be careful, a drop of sauce son spread on a pants of elder brothers son.That elder brothers son is to become heart to stir stuffy son and pretend dark face to ask a young lady:"How to do?"
Very the young lady's dispassion ground says:"How to do to all go."
"That do you say how to do?"
"You how want to do how do?"
"That you are here generally is how to do?"
"Want An not to do for you?"
"Good ah."
Sees the young lady tingling benefit of go together with a few sons to anticipate, sauce son a brain pour on the facelift son and take chopsticks all alone, a take
Ladle brushes several bottoms to mix.Then say to that elder brothers son:"Sir, mix good, can eat."
The elder brothers son Nu's fixing attention on bead son to stare that plate facelift son along while don't talk, another colleague said that the voice "thank" with young lady for him.
Last main course-burn a sheep leg, a big dish meat bone, one dish Jiao salt son.The elder brothers son in Peking is cool to love this son,
The milli- Don't mention it starts to grasp one sheep leg, the Mao Ca is an one mouthful, greatly eating of the Wa Ji Wa Ji.Once the young lady see and say:
"Sir, this wants to dip to eat."
The elder brothers son half believe and half doubtly tooks a look a young lady, and then tooks a look the colleague of the region.The colleague of the region says:"Dipping to eat to eat well is some."
The elder brothers son hence take a sheep leg to stand up, the Mao Ca is again an one mouthful.
The young lady hurriedly comes over to ask:"Sir, what demand do you have?"
"?Have no."
"That invites you to sit down to eat."
The elder brothers son whispers to sit down and tooks a look everyone's son, vacant if lose.Very carefully get hold of the mouth side to the sheep leg, very carefully bit.
The young lady says again:"Sir, this wants to dip to eat."
The elder brothers son Teng the ground stand up all of a sudden and brandish the Rang of sheep leg in a great rage:"Want to stand to eat again, and then want to sit to eat, how exactly eat!?"
Dishes to go with wine full seat, lead Shan Shan since then.
Is full house to start to mutually face, the voice of one salutation.
The young lady who side waits on Yan is very beautiful, newly arrived, experience isn't plentiful, have some strain.
Is public to fall, someone's hello:"Young lady, tea!"
The favour of the young lady is near before by hand point out:"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, total 7!"
The public Shen smiles, the leadership adds Yue:"Pour tea!"
The favour of the young lady again"pour to check"1 time:"7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, is still 7."
Someone asks question:"What do you count?"
The young lady hesitated a small voice to answer a way:"I was born in the year of the Dog."
Public Nu urgently shouts:"Call your manager!", The manager goes into, hangs hand Shan to smile and asks:"Everybody spreads my He Shi?"
Lead Yue:"Do not ask more, check this young lady's age to belong to mutually."
The manager feels suspicious, according to life and then go, the Xuan back and forth replies:"Being 18 years old was born in the year of the Dog!"
Lead cachinnation, public cachinnation.Lead amount of sea not to do to pursue, the public magnanimity inconvenience pursues.
If the young lady, manager falls to five inside cloud and mist.
The wine leads three a period of 10 dayses and comes up a vegetables:"Is pure to braise tortoise!"
Being public is all pleased, however doesn't forget rules, someone stirs tortoise head Yue by Zhu:"The leadership moves, the leadership moves!"
Leadership's lookinging at is stired the terrapin head of disorderly Zhan, upset in the heart, since not wish Xie this tail sound that talks again don't wish to disobey public the United States idea, thus hold Shao to consider soup, Yue:"Like, good!Everyone pleases at will."
And then someone receive to call Yue:"Should drink soup to the tortoise of ―― !"Leading the spirit must almost chock with laughter.
Soon after, the soup wills exert, has the thing circle the circle to float and asks:"Young lady, what is this ?"
Young lady's favour answers:"It is a bastard."Is public the surprise is again:"The leadership eats first, the leadership eats first!"
This this leadership didn't hear "unlucky" speech, very Yue, call a young lady:"Divide a cent for everyone!"
Very long, motionless, the young lady leads Nu to ask:"How, can this alsos not distinguishes Chu?"
The young lady is difficult of say:"Seven people, six bastards, do you call how I divide?"
Is public to listen to, each stretch Bo to stare, readily delicacies, hard next swallow.`
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 56 for student's ages
I came to say the business of my that abnormal female English teacher.English language class we are big lessons, in a classroom, the more than 100 people's each time is always buzzing, the English teacher walks into classroom that day, and the head didn't also lift and then say:"The classmates take out big English Jing~!"The whole class has no language, I wildly pour, empress cachinnation!The teacher incredibly abridged 《university English intensive reading 》 into 《big English Jing 》 ~
During the days in the senior high school, played with classmate a mm kickball, I said:"I guard a door severe, nickname copper wall!!"The mm says:"Slice~~~I nickname steel door!!I make you literally shoot, you also shoot not to come in!!"Finish saying I suddenly and violently smile, the mm beats me all the way.
The classmate party came to my house last time, there was drizzle just, a MM beat an umbrella since then.Cloud accepts rain, the MM walks and prepares the time that the umbrella lay by discover umbrella set not at, yells 1:"My set son, just still saw of, want to use now, how be missing.Who take my set set, hand in quickly".The part turns over to seek everywhere on the sofa.
I have an elder brothers son, once and his MM go out to have fun, time have a meal the one more chicken vegetables does of better restaurant, hear the chicken there the shoulder makes it very delicious, then and loudly say:I want a chicken shoulder, I want a chicken shoulder!!!!!!!
The colleague visits Inner Mongolia sucks at breast tea to eat meat in tent, have of the person eat not to spoil that flavor to think to change to eat with other people.One lady says to the man of side:You eat my milk, I eat your egg!
During the days in the senior high school, once prepared prop for the sake of the class inside social gathering, I was in advance responsible for to fill the ground slip of 6 colors of some 5 Yans in the balloon, time had a class, I and my together
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